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I got a lot done this morning before I left to see mom. For the entire day, I did two loads of laundry (washed, dried, AND folded/hung up), hand-washed dishes (so many dishes!), went for several walks with Pip and the dogs, changed kitty litter, washed out the dogs’ bowls and cleaned the mat they sit on, swept the kitchen and dining room, cut up chicken for the dogs' meals, and showered. At Pip’s suggestion we had hot dogs and beans for supper.

I also placed an online order, which included another Christmas gift for Pip. (The reason it ‘included’ a gift for Pip is because, while getting him a Buffalo Bills sweatshirt was the main reason I placed the order, I decided to get two t-shirts (one short- and one long-sleeved) for myself. *g*) So far I've got three items for him, which is amazing, because while I often have some ideas, I procrastinate getting stuff for him until I'm like o_O and must rush.

I started the next Duncan Kincaid book today.

Temps started out at 61.2(F) and reached 85. That Pip saw. It was already 79 degrees by the time I left a little before 11am, so I would not be surprised if it got even hotter than that. Since the temps weren’t too bad when I got up, I started the day in shorts and a t-shirt so I didn’t even have to change.


Mom Update:

Mom was doing okay today. Expandmore back here )
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Posted by Heidi Lux

Welcome to your new high-end Italian espresso machine. Or should we say, bonjourno? Yes, we should. Your espresso machine only speaks Italian. To get the most out of the machine, you must learn the language.

We will wait.

Fourteen Months Later.

Remove the machine from the box. Carefully. You want to make a good first impression. Use a firm, yet gentle grip to establish trust. Too weak a grip, and your high-end Italian espresso machine will never respect you.

Important safeguard: Don’t film an unboxing video. Your espresso machine is wary about having a social media presence. Between you and me, it held some questionable beliefs during WWII and doesn’t want the public uncovering it.

Your Italian espresso machine is perfect for daily use; however, please keep in mind that the machine demands time off to rest, so daily use doesn’t really “work” for it.

To set your machine up, find the area of your house with the best lighting. We know the kitchen will be the most convenient, but this isn’t about you. This is about getting the best extraction, and your Italian espresso machine will feel self-conscious if it thinks the sunlight in your breakfast nook is hitting its metal in the wrong way. If you want your machine to function properly or even at all, get a professional photographer-grade light meter and wave it around your house like it’s a smudging stick.

Plug it in.

Now that your espresso machine is set up, check on its emotional well-being. Is it comfortable? How would it describe its feelings? Is the sunlight too direct? Ask if it feels as if it can produce today.

We’ll save you the trouble: It will say it cannot produce today. Try again tomorrow.

A Day Later.

Your high-end Italian espresso machine is now ready for use.

Fill the tank with water. Use bottled water. Never tap. Never filtered. Please refer to the “approved bottled water brands” list at the end of this instruction manual (see: Italian espresso machine rider). If you use a brand it doesn’t like, the machine will be able to detect it and will shut down.

Grind the espresso beans into the provided coffee filter basket.

Throw out the ground espresso beans. Reevaluate your coffee choices. Really take your time. Go on a journey. Come back when you’ve purchased beans that can live up to the high standards of your high-end Italian espresso machine.

Three Weeks Later.

If your high-end Italian espresso machine is on its phone when you try to use it, don’t be alarmed. It’s chatting with its cousin. Please wait for the machine to finish its call before you attempt to use it. You may be tempted to eavesdrop now that you are fluent in Italian, but this is a personal call, so please respect the machine’s privacy.

If you must know, they’re discussing where the cuff of a polo shirt should fall to best showcase a bicep.

Select one shot or two shots. Please know that your machine will dispense how much it feels like, regardless of your selection.

If your machine is reluctant to perform, play the Shia LaBeouf “You can do it” video for motivation. Your high-end Italian espresso machine hasn’t seen it yet, despite being a huge fan of Shia LaBeouf. Again, it makes excellent espresso—so we can forgive its support of problematic actors or former dictators.

Eventually, your high-end Italian espresso machine will produce espresso. It might be in five minutes. It might be at midnight. It might be never. But it will come. Unless it doesn’t.

Three Years Later.

Your high-end Italian espresso machine demands cleaning every two months. You have missed eighteen cleanings. Cleaning is simple, provided you’ve mastered the machine’s seventy-two-step process, seven of which have three steps in of themselves.

Please note that these instructions may change at any time without warning. Your machine will not let you know, but if you screw up, it will turn off and never work again.

Enjoy.

any hidden Folk Horror gems?

Sep. 29th, 2025 11:41 am
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Posted by /u/belablau

Hey there,

I‘m a massive Folk Horror fan but I feel like I watched most of the (modern) classics as well as a lot of the movies mentioned in the documentary „Woodlands“, half forgotten British TV plays or the occasional Folk Horror outlier from other European countries

So, what are your obscure hidden Folk Horror gems?

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Due South fic Rec

Sep. 30th, 2025 01:03 am
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Another Fraser/Ray/Ray rec on fancake over here!

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My 31 for 31

Sep. 29th, 2025 10:36 am
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Posted by /u/Perfect-Zebra-3611

There isnt a huge stickied post with these so im just adding mine if anybody wants to follow along! Im sorry if all the 31 for 31 posts are annoying but oh well lol.

Personally for mine, i like a bit of everything but also freedom to pick something different sometimes, so i created a giant wheel with 90 categories and spun it 31 times to pick each day. Instead of listing every specific movie, i just went with Franchise name and if you want to watch the original or the remake or any sequel from that series, that works! So for Texas Chainsaw Massacre, you can pick the original, either of the remakes, or TCM 2/3! Whatever floats your boat! (Unless the year is next to the movie, then its that specific film) And for freespots like King Adaptation or 1980s it just needs to be a horror movie from that author or time not just any movie from them so no Running Man or Dirty Dancing lol. But let me know your thoughts and your lists or if youre going to try mine!

31 for 31

October 1st: It Follows

October 2nd: A Stephen King Adaptation 1976-1999 (film release year)

October 3rd: Pontypool

October 4th: Huesera: The Bone Woman

October 5th: J-Horror Freespot

October 6th: Scream

October 7th: Terrifier

October 8th: The Wailing

October 9th: The Evil Dead

October 10th: Cannibal Holocaust

October 11th: 1980's Freespot

October 12th: Bring Her Back

October 13th: Alien

October 14th: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

October 15th: Friday The 13th

October 16th: Possession (1981)

October 17th: Any Criterion Collection Horror Film

October 18th: Constantine (2005)

October 19th: Gonjiam Haunted Asylum

October 20th: A Nightmare On Elm St

October 21st: Late Night With The Devil

October 22nd: Weapons

October 23rd: The Collector

October 24th: A Stephen King Adaptation from 2000-2025 (Film Release Year)

October 25th: Suspiria

October 26th: Cure (1997)

October 27th: Saw

October 28th: Mandy

October 29th: Any Blumhouse Horror Movie

October 30th: The Grudge/Ju-On/The Ring/Ringu (this one is basically choose any movie from these 2 franchises, Japanese or American)

October 31st: Trick r Treat

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Horror movies for spooky season

Sep. 29th, 2025 10:22 am
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Posted by /u/Which_Fall_2638

Hello! I'm trying to make a list of horror movies to watch during the spooky season, but most movies I can think of are found footage.

So my question is: Can you recommend any horror movies that are a right fit for the vibes of spooky season and are not found footage?

Something like Hereditary, Talk to me, Oddity, Pulse (Kairo), (...)

Thank you!

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Posted by /u/sciencesteve26

EDIT: it's The Devil's Chair (2007). Thank you, reddit!

Hi all, I'm searching for the name of a movie that I watched sometime btwn 2013 and 2017, it seemed modern at the time. I do not wish to watch it again but it was SUCH a sick, unexpected twist (SA involved).

What I remember is, there is a criminal who is given the opportunity to go back to a house for some reason. Under supervision. I think to help corroborate facts about a murder, or something. I believe we are lead to believe he's been falsely accused.

I believe he is being accompanied by a man and a woman. I believe that the guy tells them a story? That takes up most of the body of the movie.

But then, near the ending (I turned it off after this but it only had 5 minutes left).. It just ABRUPTLY cuts to an explicit SA scene. And we learn our main guy was NOT a sympathetic character, but a horrid person.

It left a pit in my stomach and I still think about that abrupt twist. But I cannot find it. Google throws out Derailed and The Accused, but those aren't it.

Tysm in advance!

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Alien: Earth 1.08

Sep. 29th, 2025 11:38 am
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Darth Real Life hounds my every step these days, but I did manage to watch the ExpandAlien: Earth )
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Sep. 29th, 2025 09:58 am
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I do not think these are healthy or useful ways to look at SEX. Notches on the bedpost was bad enough, or how many times per night they could Do It, but really, these are taking the whole thing to new levels.

My boyfriend sees sex as a competition he is losing. How can I change his mind?:

He feels like he doesn’t perform enough (he does) and worries he isn’t big enough (he is!). He grew up without a father – the father’s fault – and I wonder if this has something to do with it. How can I assist him to see sex as non-competitive?:
Response:I assume he doesn’t think he’s losing the competition with you, somehow, but with imagined manly foes, comparisons, symbols of everything he (imagines he) isn’t?

I suppose there isn't actually some scoreboard somewhere out there Rate My Manly Performance but I wouldn't entirely rule that out, alas.

Because of this: Sperm-racing investors blow $10 million on ‘seed round’ for sports venture:

Last weekend, Zhu flew to YouTuber David Dobrik’s slick white Los Angeles mansion, collected the sperm of three influencers, and injected it onto a small race track as a crowd gathered in the living room. The competitors — Harry Jowsey, Jason Nash, and Ilya Fedorovich — watched a video of their swimmers, overlaid with animated tadpoles, zoom to the finish line.

Apparently, 'Zhu insists he has a deeper, more profitable mission: to gamify health and build an empire around male fertility'.

Yeah, well, I'm over here going

a) tortoise and hare, and are those sprinters whooshing right past the ovum in their mad gallop?

b) bit of an assumption that they are actually, you know, viably fertile, which I don't think at all correlates with speed. Motility is one thing, having what it takes to fertilise that ovum is another (and haven't I read something somewhere about It Is The Ovum That Chooses? Heh.)

c) Mary Ellman's image in Thinking About Women: 'the activity of ova involves a daring and independence absent, in fact, from the activity of spermatozoa, which move in jostling masses, swarming out on signal like a crowd of commuters from the 5:15.

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This episode contains violence toward a child and an instance of historical racialized language now considered insensitive. Transcript here.

 

This episode featured: Jonathan Sims as Jack Seward; Alan Burgon as Van Helsing; David Ault as Lord Godalming; Giancarlo Herrera as Quincey Morris; Beth Eyre as Lucy Westenra; Isabel Adomakoh Young as Mina Harker; Ben Galpin as Jonathan Harker; and Graham Rowat as the Dockworker. Directed by Hannah Wright. Dialogue editing and sound design by Tal Minear. Featuring music by Travis Reaves. Produced by Ella Watts and Pacific S. Obadiah, with executive producers Stephen Indrisano, Tal Minear, and Hannah Wright. A Bloody FM Production.

 

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Sep. 29th, 2025 09:39 am
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The Exorcist - William Peter Blatty

Sep. 29th, 2025 06:59 am
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Posted by /u/PeacheyPlays96

"He paid the driver, then turned and stood motionless under a misty streetlamp's glow, staring up at a window of the house like a melancholy traveler frozen in time."

This sentence, paired with the iconic imagery associated with the 1971 film adaptation of this novel will forever be etched into my mind. Any horror fan will be able to tell you exactly why 'the scariest movie ever made' has left such a huge impact, not just for the horror genre, but for film in general.

In my drive to focus on reading, one of the first books I needed to get around was William Peter Blatty's 'The Exorcist'. I am a huge fan of the film, citing it as one of the first horror films that traumatised me in my youth. Picking up the novel I had genuine fear that it would not engage with me the same way as the film did. I was wrong. In fact, reading this novel has reinforced my love for the film instead, a rarity for film adaptations.

It is clear that when William Friedkin adapted the film he worked so closely with Blatty to ensure respect was paid to the novel, from the intense emotions of Chris MacNeil, dealing with the brutal and frightening change of her daughter, the iconic Regan, to the grieving, sceptical Father Karras.

A clear difference from film to book is the in depth understanding of the human psyche, particularly that of children and how they can blame themselves for seperation and broken homes. Not only does this novel really focus on the fear and terror of possession but it continually questions the legitimacy of such events, noting that often demonic possession is a fabricated mindset that the most vulnerable humans can create for themselves.

Father Karras, the loss of his mother and his selfless assistance of the MacNeil family is a highlight of the novel. Getting a far deeper understanding of his history, his faith and his growing scepticism was a joy. A man of the lord that despite his best efforts to explain the unexplainable through psychology, ultimately is the protagonist and person advocating to get Regan help.

The final chapter, much like the film is a emotionally devastating and brutal moment that highlights the ferocity and menacing of Pazuzu, the demon inhibiting Regan's body. The imagery from the film in how the demon treated the child's body is described in far greater and more shocking detail in the novel. Oftentimes, this left me shocked and quite squeamish, so I would recommend being aware of this before setting out on this journey.

Ultimately, William Peter Blatty's 'The Exorcist', is a work of art and a great read for anyone that enjoys a deep and thoughtful look at youth mental health mixed with some of the most shocking horror literature ever put to paper. An experience that I am so grateful to have experienced and would recommend to anyone interested.

5 Stars!

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Bury Me When I’m Dead (2025)

Sep. 29th, 2025 07:26 am
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I was aimlessly looking around for a movie to watch on Prime and happened upon Bury Me When I’m Dead. The trailer had autoplayed as I was reading the description and I have never seen a trailer with such a blatant spoiler as this one had, like immediately. I then felt that I absolutely had to watch the movie to find out if they could really be that careless. Surely, I thought, there must be some larger picture, but no, the entire trailer can enable even the most casual of viewers know basically the entire story. I do not understand this sort of logic.

Ultimately, I should’ve stopped at the trailer and not been so curious about the full film. A few great ideas were bogged down in a painfully slow way.

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Horror month begins soon....

Sep. 29th, 2025 07:19 am
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Posted by /u/Murphygulp88

October is almost here! Plenty of threads about our watch list for the month, what about your favorite horror toys?! I'm going with a grail from my childhood! MONSTER FACE! It's like a gruesome Mr. Potato Head. You can add worms, spiders, bolts, eyes, face parts. Plus the jaw and eyes are operated by levers. It's so damn fun and really spurred my love of horror as a kid. What's yours? Mine is still proudly displayed in the dining room!

Hasbro Monster Face Commercial - 1992 / Gone But Not Forgotten T.V. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsTYu6Jwhaw

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2025/151: Is a River Alive? — Robert Macfarlane
...the Mutehekau Shipu’s mode is, surely, purely flow, I think, and its grammar of animacy is one of ands and throughs and tos and nows, of commas not full stops, of thens not buts, aura not edge, of compounds and hyphens and fusings, silver-blues and grey-greens and mist-drifts and undersongs, process not substance, this joined to that, always onrushing, always seeking the sea and here and there turning back upon itself, intervolving, eddying in counterflow to cause spirals and gyres that draw breath into water, life into the mind, spin strange reciprocities, leave the whole world whirled, whorled. [loc. 4333]

If a corporation can be treated as a person, why can't a river? Macfarlane explores three river systems -- the Rio Los Cedros in Ecuador, the Mutehekau Shipu in Canada, and the three rivers braided through Chennai -- and combines poetry, spirituality and adventure in a philosophical discussion of what constitutes 'life' and how a river is part of the 'polyphonic world', important and valuable not just for how it can be exploited but for its own intrinsic qualities.

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Holiday Airdrop 2025 dates

Sep. 28th, 2025 11:26 pm
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Hello, Biggles people, we are running again for 2025!

Dates I'm tentatively looking at, based on past years:

- Signups in early November, say Nov. 3-10, something like that?
- Deadlines in early January, around the 5th or so

If either of these wouldn't work for you, please let me know! We could also do reveals in mid-December, so we could enjoy the holiday fics during the holiday season, but I can't do signups any earlier than the first week in November, so it'd only be about a month's writing time.

Two polls (if you don't have a DW account for voting, please use the comments to weigh in):

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 9


I like reveals in:

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Mid-December
2 (22.2%)

Early January
7 (77.8%)

No preference!
1 (11.1%)



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Should we add other fanwork types this time? (Check all that apply.)

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I'm happy if we stay with just fanfic.
6 (66.7%)

I would like to add art.
0 (0.0%)

I would like to add podfic.
1 (11.1%)

I would like to add another medium (mention in comments)
0 (0.0%)

Whatever you do as a mod is fine with me!
5 (55.6%)



Adding other fanwork types increases the difficulty of setting up and matching the exchange, so please only vote for it if there's a decent chance you'd request and/or offer it, or if you have particularly strong feelings about it. (I'm fine adding, say, art, if some artists want to join in - I'd hate to exclude them! - but it is easier to run as a single-medium exchange.)

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